Funny jokes about Avalanche

Why don’t avalanches keep secrets?

They always *let it slide*!

Why did the mountain start a band?

It had the perfect *a-valanche* for drumming up a rocky beat!

Why did the skier bring a ladder to the avalanche?

To climb out of the slippery situation—it was a *slope* rescue!

What do you call a snowman party that gets out of control?

An *avalanche*—they really know how to break the ice!