Funny jokes about Danny

Why did Danny bring a map to the party?

He heard it was a *Danny-gerous* zone!

Why did Danny get a job at the jewelry store?

Because he was a real *Danny in the rough*!

Knock knock. Who’s there?

Danny. Danny who? Danny antennae—I’m here to fix the Wi-Fi!

Why did Danny get kicked out of the debate club?

He was always in *Danny-al* of every argument!

Why did Danny become a demolition expert?

Because he was a real *Danny-mite* at blowing things up!