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Once upon a time, in a small town, there was a notorious demolition crew known for their rather unorthodox methods. They were called "The Wrecking Clowns," because they always wore clown outfits while working. Their reputation was built on their ability to demolish anything, anywhere, and, most importantly, their ability to do it with a sense of humor. One day, the mayor called them in for a special project. The town had an old, rickety bridge that needed to be demolished to make way for a new, safer one. The bridge was a local landmark, and many of the townspeople were sad to see it go. The mayor, wanting to preserve the town's spirit, asked the Wrecking Clowns to ensure that the demolition was not only safe but also entertaining. The day of the demolition arrived, and a crowd gathered to watch. The Wrecking Clowns rolled up in their colorful bulldozers and cranes, each painted with big red noses and oversized shoes. The foreman, a man named Chuckles, stepped out and addressed the crowd through a megaphone, "Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, prepare to be amazed by the most hilarious demolition you've ever seen!" To everyone's surprise, the clowns began setting up a series of elaborate contraptions around the bridge. There were oversized hammers, giant springs, and even a cannon. The crowd watched in anticipation as the clowns ran around, honking their noses and making balloon animals. Finally, Chuckles climbed into the giant cannon and, with a drumroll from a clown with a snare drum, shot himself towards the bridge. As he flew through the air, he pulled a ripcord, and a parachute popped out, revealing a giant "BOOM" sign. As he drifted down, the clowns set off a series of fireworks, each one spelling out a letter in "Goodbye, Old Friend!" The bridge, rigged to collapse in a controlled manner, began to fall, with each plank and beam landing perfectly on a series of trampolines set up below. The pieces bounced around, finally coming to rest in a neat pile, forming the shape of a smiling clown face. The crowd erupted in laughter and applause. The demolition was a resounding success, and even the saddest of spectators couldn't help but smile at the spectacle. The Wrecking Clowns had done it again, proving that even in destruction, there can be a touch of joy and laughter. As the dust settled, Chuckles took a bow and said, "Remember folks, we may demolish buildings, but we build memories!"

Sure, here's a long joke for you: A demolition expert named Dave was hired to demolish an old, abandoned building in the middle of the city. It was a big job, and Dave was excited because he loved nothing more than the thrill of a good explosion. As he was preparing the site, he noticed a small, scruffy dog watching him intently from a distance. Dave thought nothing of it and continued with his work. But every day, as he set up the explosives and checked the charges, the dog was there, watching him with a curious tilt of its head. Intrigued, Dave decided to approach the dog one day. "Hey there, little fella," Dave said, crouching down. "You seem pretty interested in what I'm doing. You want to be a demolition expert too?

" The dog barked happily, wagging its tail. Amused, Dave decided to humor the dog. He explained how he set up the explosives and how he had to be very careful to ensure everything was done safely. The dog listened attentively, never taking its eyes off Dave. Finally, the day of the big demolition came. The building was rigged, the area was cordoned off, and the spectators had gathered to watch the spectacle. Dave was ready to press the button and bring the building down. Just as he was about to do it, the little dog appeared again, this time with a determined look in its eyes. It barked loudly, running back and forth in front of Dave. Dave paused, sensing something was off. He looked closely at the dog's behavior and noticed it kept running towards a specific part of the building and barking. Curious, Dave decided to check it out. As he got closer, he heard a faint sound. It was a meowing! A cat had somehow gotten trapped inside the building. Thanks to the dog's alert, Dave was able to rescue the cat before proceeding with the demolition. The building came down safely, and the crowd cheered. Later, as he packed up his gear, Dave petted the dog and said, "Looks like you were the real demolition expert today. You saved the day!" The dog barked happily, and from that day on, it became Dave's unofficial demolition assistant, always keeping an eye out for anything unusual. And Dave learned that sometimes, having a partner with a keen sense of observation can make all the difference—even if that partner happens to have four legs and a wagging tail.

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