Funny jokes about Solarsystem

Why don’t scientists trust atoms in the solar system?

Because they make up *everything*... even planets! (Wait, that’s not solar system specific. Let me adjust.) Why did the asteroid get a parking ticket? It was in a meteor *tow* zone! (Still not quite there. One more try.) How does Earth stay humble? It just keeps orbiting—no *satellite*ing its achievements! (Not perfect. Last attempt!) Why did the sun refuse to share its sunscreen? It didn’t want to *eclipse* anyone’s tan! (Okay, maybe not. Alright, the orbit one was better.) I tried to write a joke about the solar system, but it didn’t go anywhere… Turns out, my punchline was *light-years* away. (Wait, that’s a stretch. Let me pick the orbit one and polish it.) "I was going to tell a joke about the solar system… but I lost my *train of orbit*." Yes, that works!